DIK FUK, THE DONGSMASHER — hey. so i've never complained about this game and...

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madcatnobody

Anonymous asked:

hey. so i've never complained about this game and i really love it, but in the last little while something has suddenly caught my attention and started bothering me. i feel like the middle-top-left-ish chip on the cookie is too big and it's bothering me :( can you break it into like 2 chips? thanx

orteil42 answered:

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