ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail
please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.
i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.
It’s so damn well written please read this
reading this article lowered my quality of life and worsened my mental health and you should absolutely still read it
In case you were not convinced by the description alone, here is an excerpt:
“ace attorney text posts memes that i made 2 years ago and need to delete off my computer” part 2
bonus:
i arrive at my local petsmart and purchase the pogchamp food for my pond pogchamps
spirits of hunger and feasting
In Avengers Endgame (2019) you can see Pop-Up appear on screen. This is a nod to the fact that I pirated the movie and now I have a virus.
midnight-coffeebreak asked:
pukicho answered:
I hate seth rogan and I like ryan reynolds so I’ll probably go see it!
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
THANK YOU
somebody please explain
Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.
…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle
There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.
In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:
It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.
harbinger-of-pie
willisahappygrahamcracker
I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours
